Murphy’s Laws

Some Murphy’s laws I found quite good.
 

·  Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

·  It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

·  Everything takes longer than you think.

·  A falling object will always land where it can do the most damage.

·  You will always find something in the last place you look.

·  It is never in the last place you look. It is in the first place you look, but never discovered on the first attempt.

·  The other line always moves faster.

·  Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it.

·  Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.

·  Where patience fails, force prevails.

·  If you want something bad enough, chances are you won’t get it.

·  If you think you are doing the right thing, chances are it will back-fire in your face.

·  Just when you think things cannot get any worse, they will.

·  Any time you put an item in a "safe place", it will never be seen again.

·  Great ideas are never remembered and dumb statements are never forgotten.

·  Knowledge of Murphy’s Law is no help in any situation.

·  If you apply Murphy’s Law, it will no longer be applicable.

·  If you say something, and stake your reputation on it, you will lose your reputation.

·  If anything can go wrong, it will happen to the crankiest person.

·  Those who know the least will always know it the loudest.

 

 

·  Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value

·  Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking

·  The Key to a woman’s heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time.

·  Being taken attracts women. Being single makes them avoid you like the plague.

·  When with your girlfriend you will always have gas.

·  Horniness is inversely related to one’s chance of scoring

·  Before falling in love, do take your backup, it always helps in recovery.

·  If you are interested in someone, a close friend will grab their attention.

·  Beauty is directly proportional to the number of drinks consumed.

·  The love of your life will only want you back once you are in another serious relationship.

·  If you want love, you don’t get it

·  Being told that someone doesn’t want to date you because you’re such a good friend is like being told that you didn’t get the job because you’re overqualified!

·  You’ll think of a great line to say to someone the moment after your chance is gone.

·  Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.

 

 

·  No matter how many resources you have, it is never enough.

·  No matter how hard you work, the boss will only appear when you access the internet.

·  The number of bugs always exceeds the number of lines found in a program.

·  The new version always manages to change the one feature you need most.

·  A patch is a piece of software which replaces old bugs with new bugs.

·  If you forget to save you’re work every 5 minutes, it will break down after you’ve been at it for an hour.

·  Bugs mysteriously appear when you say, "Watch this!"

·  The only program that runs perfectly every time, is a virus

·  Format C: fixes all

·  Make a system even a moron can use and a moron will use it.

·  When the Downloading Window says "99%complete", there will be a fluctuation in the voltage and you’ll have to start all over again.

·  Millions of people believe they are animals, but I have yet to meet one that believe in Windows’ stability. Even human stupidity has limits

·  When designing a program to handle all possible dumb errors, nature creates a dumber user

 

You can also visit Murphy’s Laws site for more…   Just do it with Firefox cause with Internet Explorer has some problems (as usual!!!)

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